ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels
If you’re offended by slut shaming, you’re probably a slut.
and if you hate animal abuse, you’re probably an animal, right?
my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance
i just read gay porn
i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant